If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea....does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?
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Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
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If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
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If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? ?
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What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
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I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?
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Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?
What are we supposed to do, write to them?
Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?
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Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive?
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As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice:
When you put the two words 'The' and 'IRS' together, it spells 'THEIRS'?
Boy that last one sure is true. Even after Paul's raise and the 2% decrease in the amount he is paying to Social Security, with the two tax increases that have happened, we're bringing home almost $100 less per month than we were at the end of last year. =(
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